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Wednesday, March 31, 2010

blowback

the only thing that could make this more entertaining is if michele bachmann saw her own congressional seat redistricted out of existence because of her anti-census rantings.

if this non-response trend in conservative areas continues, it won't be long before the GOP drops its historical opposition to the use of statistical sampling in the census count. once they realize that the undercount isn't dominated by minorities, i expect their tune will change pretty fast. but switching gears is a little harder now, thanks to their efforts to get the supreme court to rule against statistical sampling.

Tuesday, March 30, 2010

woo-hoo!

after 2 months of limbo, it looks like things are moving again here. for the first time, i actually have a reasonable estimate of when me, mrs. noz and noz jr. will finally all come home.

Monday, March 29, 2010

the problem with phasing it in without thinking it through

this is the problem with going with a comprehensive health care bill that has different elements that go into effect at different times:
Mr. Obama, speaking at a health care rally in northern Virginia on March 19, said, "Starting this year, insurance companies will be banned forever from denying coverage to children with pre-existing conditions."

The authors of the law say they meant to ban all forms of discrimination against children with pre-existing conditions like asthma, diabetes, birth defects, orthopedic problems, leukemia, cystic fibrosis and sickle cell disease. The goal, they say, was to provide those youngsters with access to insurance and to a full range of benefits once they are in a health plan.

To insurance companies, the language of the law is not so clear.

Insurers agree that if they provide insurance for a child, they must cover pre-existing conditions. But, they say, the law does not require them to write insurance for the child and it does not guarantee the "availability of coverage" for all until 2014.
without guaranteeing the availability of coverage, the ban on discrimination against those with pre-existing conditions is effectively meaningless. as the insurance industry has already figured out, all they have to do is refuse to issue policies to those with pre-existing conditions. voila, no discrimination against any particular condition of their policy-holders!

that's why the health care bill had to have both a ban on pre-existing discrimination and a guarantee of availability of coverage. what i don't get is why they made one part effective immediately and the other effective only after a four year wait. having the bill phase into effect might make the bill seem more reasonable to those who don't understand health care policy and it might allow you to juke the budget projections, but it means in the short term a lot of the bills provisions might not work right. and that will affect how the new system is perceived by the electorate.

this seems like a pretty stupid mistake for any politician hoping to run on the success of health care reform.

Sunday, March 28, 2010

he finally did it

good for obama (but what took him so long?)

also, if this really were some bonanza for labor unions as the republicans in congress are whining, he could have done three recess appointments, not just one. there are three vacancies on the five-member NLRB. all three appointments have been blocked by the GOP. obama would be well within his rights to recess appoint all three of them, but instead he did just one. obama could have had an instant majority of appointees on the board, but instead he decided to do the minimum number of recess appointments to keep the agency operating.

UPDATE: as taxbob pointed out in the comments, i was wrong. obama used his recess appointment powers to appoint two of the three pending nominees. and via MatthewB's comment this kevin drum post reassures me that the president is willing to play hardball when he makes a deal with the GOP and they break it. if he keeps this up, maybe the republicans will learn to stop breaking their deals.

worth a try

if anyone out there happens to be best buddies with nursultan nazarbayev, or his grandkids, or his neice or nephew, or something like that, can you please drop me an email? it's the "harass me" button on the right.

Friday, March 26, 2010

туған күнің құтты болсын!

it's noz jr.'s first birthday today!!! we managed to have a good time with him this morning notwithstanding the fact that the judge handed him a big steaming pile of shit as a present yesterday. today, we did make him wear a funny hat (the boy, not the judge. alas)

Thursday, March 25, 2010

wow

it looks like chief justice john roberts and i actually agree on something.

Wednesday, March 24, 2010

big fat idiot

the rightwing freakout that followed passage of obama's watered down compromises-on-top-of-compromises health care reform bill is pretty mystifying. and it's also a reminder that as stupid as the overall american political discourse is, you just can't beat the levels of stupidity reached by major right wing media personalities.

rush limbaugh's already-broken vow to move to costa rica if health care reform passes is my absolute favorite. it's stupid on top of stupid. costa rica has government-mandated universal health care (essentially a bismark model system, with elements of single payer) which is far more "socialized" than anything in the bill that obama just signed. there are plenty of countries out (all in the developing world) there that have no universal health care system. why did rush pick costa rica, one that opens him up to such easy mockery?

Tuesday, March 23, 2010

тоғыз құмалақ

yesterday at the nauruz celebration, we happened upon a bunch of people playing what looked like a game from the mancala family. after i watched for a few moments, one of the players challenged me to a game and through a bit of trial and error, i eventually pieced together the rules. well, most of them. the language-free trial and error method doesn't really work to find out the details of the scoring system and victory conditions, at least not if you only have time to play once. so while i thought i got the hang of it, i didn't do so well at the end.

Toghiz Qumalaq

today i asked around and learned that the game is called toghiz qumalaq, a name a friend translated as "nine pieces of sheep shit". i searched around and found the a web site discussing the rules. the site also indicated that the translation that i got was closer to what the game is called in kyrgyz, but maybe the kazakh word for "pebbles" and "balls of sheep shit" are not so far apart.

i have a small collection of board games from around the world. so i suppose i should find a toghiz qumalaq set before we leave. the one i played on yesterday was plastic. i would prefer to get a more classy old fashioned set. maybe one that uses real sheep shit!

наурыз!

Camel

Yurt Pagentry

Yurt Musicians

More Yurts and Yurt People

Horsemen

Kyrgyz Falcons

Fancy Duds

Lone Dombra

Sunday, March 21, 2010

'twas the day before nauruz


i’ve been fascinated by nowruz, norouz, norooz, narooz, nawruz, newroz, newruz, nawroz, noruz, novruz, nauroz, navroz, naw-rúz, nowroj, navroj, nevruz, neyruz, наврӯз, наурыз navruz, navrez, nooruz, nauryz, nevruz, nowrouz, ever since i wandered into an outdoor nowruz celebration in chicago on a cold march day in the 1990s. it’s such a huge holiday for so many people (mostly living in a swath of territory from western china to eastern europe and from southern russia to parts of northern india) but which is almost completely unknown to most americans. one small silver lining to all of the delays we have experienced here is that for the first time i will be able to experience a real nauruz. it is arguably the biggest holiday in post-independence kazakhstan. starting tomorrow most people in kaz will have three days off work.

today isn’t exactly a normal work day either. because we live next to the central square, our street is one big construction zone today, with yurts going up everywhere we look.





we'll see what tomorrow will bring. rumor has it that insides each yurt will be free samples of traditional nauruz food as well as kumis and shubat! (mmmm, fermented dairy products)

Friday, March 19, 2010

hey look that noz guy is posting again!

yeah, the last 10 days or so have been pretty inactive for this site. as i mentioned earlier, mrs. noz ran home to take care of some business. that meant there was a bunch of online activities that fell into my lap. her stuff had priority, so poor ole rubber hose (erm, excuse me. i mean КАУЧУКТАН ЖАСАЛҒАН ҚҰБЫРШЕК) suffered from a little neglect.

but mrs. noz returns to taraz just 1-3 hours from now (depending on how insane her driver is). soon i will have time to post more of that boring drivel that makes this place the shitty blog you've all come to know.

unblog

it seems like everyone who is adopting from here has a blog. several are french canadian and they use http://unblog.fr/, a platform that i haven't encountered before. i realize it just means "a blog" but there is a certain po-mo appeal to the url to my native english-reading eyes.

Thursday, March 18, 2010

Фресно

i've never been to fresno, california, but i've now spent three months in its sister. taraz and fresno are sister cities. even though taraz is not listed as an official sister city on fresno's english language wiki page, it is on the russian version, and sister cities international has the taraz-fresno sisterhood listed in its official sister city directory(though it is listed as "djambul", the town's name between 1938 and 1997). plus, there are references to fresno scattered around the city. once i recognized the city's name in cyrillic, i started seeing it all over the place.





maybe someone who knows fresno better than me can explain the family resemblence.

Sunday, March 14, 2010

tilleyless in taraz

it occurs to me that, for the first time in my life, i would actually be able to keep up with a new yorker subscription right now. i'm also in a place where i can't get a new yorker subscription. at least not one that isn't insanely expensive.

Saturday, March 13, 2010

useless things i learned in kazakhstan 4

russians in kazakhstan have russian first names.
kazakhs in kazakhstan have kazakh first names.
uzbeks in kazakhstan have uzbek first names. (though there is a lot of overlap between kazakh and uzbek names, some are both)
koreans in kazakhstan have russian first names.

there is also a community of kurds here. i didn’t know that before yesterday when i met one. his name was arab, which i thought was a funny name for a kurd. i wanted to ask him if his brother was named "turk". but i didn't because i didn't think he would think that was funny.

Thursday, March 11, 2010

game change

normally game change is the type of book that i would never read. the gossipy after-the-fact account of a presidential campaign by media insiders does not have any appeal to me. in fact, it epitomizes what i hate about the way politics is presented in the u.s.

but standards change when i'm sitting for months in kazakhstan with a limited universe of english-language reading material. "game change" was sent to my neighbor in a care package. she ripped right through it and then loaned it to us when she was done.

the book completely met my expectations. that is, it was petty, only discussed the campaigns on a purely strategic level and focused obsessively on all of the things in modern political reporting that i don't think matter. you could easily read this book and have almost no idea about the candidates' proposals or positions about all of the major issues of the campaign. policy is almost completely absent from the book. it mentioned that hillary clinton thought that obama's health plan was just watered-down rip-off of hers (and it was) and that she sought to emphasize the differences between their plans, but the author's didn't bother to tell us how the plans were similar or what those differences were. obama's statement that he would talk to any world leader without preconditions is treated just as a gaffe (as conventional wisdom deemed it to be at the time) with no discussion at all about whether talking without preconditions would be a good or bad idea.

there's also the lingering question of how accurate the book is. in the forward the authors brag about their methodology. how they only use quotes if they get the line from someone who actually heard the statement first-hand, never mind that they only told the authors months later when subsequent events and the dominant media narratives would affect their memories of what happened.

in fact, there is very little in the book that challenges any of the prevailing media narratives from the presidential campaign. does that mean that the narratives were all 100% accurate? or is it because the author's themselves are part of the media that created and perpetuated that narrative? or is it because the political consultants and campaign people who were the sources for the book's account must follow those narratives closely to do their job and inevitably internalize whatever those narratives say?

the only real departure from those dominant narratives is their treatment of elizabeth edwards. but it's also pretty clear from the outset that the authors really don't like the edwards. i always find it odd when presidential candidates are criticized for being full of themselves. of course they are! they're running for president! but the same qualities that are portrayed as narcissism in john edwards are spun as ambition when it comes to hillary clinton and over-confidence when it comes to barack obama (and are completely unmentioned when it comes to john mccain, the implication being that it's completely natural for him to expect to become president some day). consistently everything about john edwards is spun in the least flattering way. maybe he deserves it. i don't know the guy. but that's the point. none of us do, including the authors. the really unflattering portrayal of edwards' wife seems to suffer from a spillover effect. the author's don't buy the john-is-a-weasel-but-elizabeth-is-a-courageous-cancer-survivor frame and so they highlight her pettiness and temper tantrums.

still, the book is a very easy read. there was a lot of "oh yeah, i remember that" when they recounted the multitude of faux-controversies that plagued that endless campaign season. like my neighbor, i ripped right through it. it kept my attention in the same way that it's hard to take your eyes off of a car wreck. sadly, i am not surprised that someone could write 436 pages about a presidential race that is so bereft of policy. that's pretty much how political reporting works these days. in that sense, the book is an artifact of the current state of the american political media. the title itself is most revealing. this really is just a game to the pundit class.

bigger bills than flies at a barbecue

i don’t understand why so many countries in the developing world have ATMs that dispense bills that are so big they are effectively unuseable. it was like that in egypt and since i arrived in kazakhstan i’ve run into this problem almost every time i have withdrawn money. in the u.s. all the ATMs dispense are $20 bills, with the occasional $10 bill as an exception. they don’t ever dispense $50 and $100 bills because they are not used very often. here in kazakhstan, whenever i withdraw money from an ATM i end up with a bunch of 5,000 tenge bills (which is worth about $33). most places can’t handle a bill that big. some can’t even deal with a 2,000 bill. so getting money here often involves a two step process: finding an ATM that will take my card, and then finding a place that can break the bills to convert what i got from the ATM into useable currency.

five days ago it was even worse. i ran out in the morning to get cash, in preparation for mrs. noz’s departure. my usual machine was out of order so i went to a different place that i usually go. it gave me my cash in 10,000 tenge bills. i didn’t even know that denomination existed before then. if i have so much trouble breaking a 5k bill, how the hell am i supposed to ever use a 10k?

i finally got rid of the last one today. but why do banks here, and a handful of other countries do that? i realize that giving us 2 massive bills is easier for the machine than a bunch of small stuff. but the small stuff is the only stuff that really functions as legal tender in most shops. the big bills not only draw unwanted attention, they also are effectively valueless in most of the places i go.

Wednesday, March 10, 2010

12 going on 13

12 weeks ago today we left the u.s. for kazakhstan. although my leave from work was originally for 12 weeks, i'm still here with no end in sight. (i'm hoping that changes soon). meanwhile, mrs. noz is making a quick run home to take care of business. there's plenty of business that arises when you're out of the country far longer than you originally expected to be.



so i'm staying here to hold down the fort. and the fort does need holding. i'm happy to do it.

i feel bad that this blog has been even shittier than it's usual self lately. since i began this site so many moons ago, i have mostly used it to get stuff off my chest. that has worked fairly well even though there have always been a handful of topics that i won't mention here, no matter how much they weigh down on me. some things simply can't be posted online. at home those things mostly (but not entirely) had to do with my job. but even with that limitation, it usually left me with plenty other things to carry on about.

here, on the other hand, almost everything on my mind is unbloggable. it's a shame too because i have a lot of good rants that are itching to come out. this process lends itself to a good rant. several dozen, in fact. i'm wondering how much longer i can possibly resist some of them. with mrs. noz gone, i'll be alone here for the next ten days (alone aside from those 15 million kazakhstanis, that is). which means my live ranting opportunities will be even more limited than they have been.

Monday, March 08, 2010

women's day

Women's Day Billboard

at home international women's day might be something noted on your calendar. i bet 99% of americans have no idea when it is. but here, like in most of the former soviet union and a bunch of other countries, it's a pretty big deal. everything is closed today, there's a big festival in the square. sisters, mothers, grandmothers and female friends all expect gifts and flowers. being the doofus foreigners, we didn't do anything for anybody. but it is fun to be in a place with everyone out celebrating.

Sunday, March 07, 2010

like homer at the beginning of that episode with the clown college

well it looks like i'm going to be here for a while longer. one small silver lining is that the billboards have all changed. a while ago, after i ran out of stuff to take photos of in taraz, i started taking photos of the billboards. i tend to be more interested in the propaganda ones rather than the advertising ones. at first i thought i would use the photos in a blog post, but now i just seem to be collecting billboard photos.

but it didn't take long before i got all of them. or at least all the interesting ones. but now that spring is in the air all the billboards have changed. woo-hoo! i never realized that propaganda was so seasonal.

then there's this one (click to embiggen):


it's an advertisement, not propaganda. and it hasn't changed at all the whole time we've been here. but i see it almost every day and each time i do i think the same thing: what is the deal with that bag of puppies?

Thursday, March 04, 2010

not all that surprising

there suddenly seems to be a bunch of posts, the punchline of which is that the credit default swap markets rate california's credit as riskier than kazakhstan's.

really all this tells me is how little the writers know about kazakhstan's economy. it's not surprising at all that a country this rich in natural resources, with a large untapped reserve of oil and national gas, and with a government determined to opening the country to foreign investment would be preferred by the markets over a state with an ongoing budget crisis and a political system that is utterly incapable of dealing with it.

so tired of this shit

last august, a boy was killed by his parents. normally, that would have nothing to do with me but because the boy was adopted, suddenly we have another hurdle in our adoption. he wasn't even adopted from this country. it doesn't matter. it made the news here and so it's still going to affect our petition to adopt in the local courts.

what won't affect our adoption are all the cases of the children who have been adopted who weren't murdered. nor does it matter that there are thousands more well treated adoptees than murdered ones. the well treated ones don't make the news. adoption policy is developed through reactions to news stories, and not, for the most part, non-news stories.

seeing double

yes, i know the below post was posted twice. normally i would delete one of them, but people have now commented to both and deleting the post would mean deleting the comments to the deleted post. if i were home, i could try to integrate the threads, moving the comment from one to the other, and then delete the duplicate post that i make empty of comments, but access issues here don't make that very easy to do. so instead they're both gonna stay.

just so you know.

Wednesday, March 03, 2010

more stuff we're missing

i wonder if we will be counted in the census.

more stuff we're missing

i wonder if we will be counted in the census.

Tuesday, March 02, 2010

so many things to obsess about

none of them bloggable.

sorry.