Monday, October 31, 2005

the true meaning of veterans' day

this "true meaning of halloween" racket continues to pay off. today i have already gotten more hits than i ever have before, except for those times i was atriosed.

somehow i suspect the current surge won't last though. call me psychic, but the magic eightball tells me that my halloween-related hits will peak today. which means a huge drop in hits tomorrow unless something is done right away. i could try to earn a bigger audience by writing something really provocative or thought-provoking. but that seems kinda hard. and there's nothing like the thrill of getting a bunch of visitors and then leaving each and every one frustrated by what they find here.