i seem to do this about once a week now. here's the generic version:
[insert excuse about why i am busy, making sure to list a bunch of vague references to work without saying what exactly i am doing]
[pretend to apologize for my blog neglect]
[drop a bunch of links to get the readers something to do and to divert them from the fact that i am not actually writing anything myself]
LOOK!!! THE GAY AGENDA!