but, just to emphasize that i am a stand-up kind of noz, i will point your browser to something interesting to keep you busy... um... hang on, i saw that link somewhere.
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okay, i got it.
via explanda, i found fafnir's plan of how the u.s. can get out of iraq:
In the middle of the night while everybody in Iraq is sleepin we pack up all our stuff, tanks, bombs, guns, tents, extra buildings and everything, and stuff it into our planes and helicopters so we can get out real fast at the drop of a hat - a fast hat. Then we will have specially trained troops sent out to each Iraqi home with cords attached to their backs and wait until sunrise and when all the Iraqi families start to wake up yawning and stretching and so on our troops jump out waving wiggly fingers and goin "It was allllll a dream... it was alllllll a dream!"
make sure to read the rest.
never let it be said that this site only criticizes iraqi policy, without offering constructive alternatives. (although perhaps it can be said that all i've been doing lately is riding chris' coat-tails for posts. a baseless charge, to which i reply "am not!")