Friday, April 01, 2005

citizens, the enemy among us

so an aid to al-zarqawi is apparently a u.s. citizen. i know no one wants to talk about this, but maybe it's time to start detaining and deporting u.s. citizens too.

what is citizenship anyway? thanks to those commies who wrote the fourteenth amendment, we hand out citizenship to basically any baby that pops out on u.s. soil. when the constitution was originally written in 1776, citizenship really meant something--loyalty to george w. bush. but since that time, liberal judges have infiltrated the judiciary. the wild-eyed justices of the fuller court even extended rights to chinese people.

while we may be stuck with the fourteenth amendment and the court's activism (fuller, alas, is dead. so we can't impeach him), but that doesn't mean we can't start sending citizens to abu ghraib. how do i know? i just googled it so i must be right. it's called falsifiability. look it up.

the threat imposed by u.s. citizens is really dire and, up til this point, completely overlooked by the MSM. there are millions of citizens in this country, in every nook and cranny of the country. american citizens can be found in every state and by every one of our national monuments, even disneyland! they are in all of our foreign embassies and spread throughout all u.s. government buildings right here in the homeland. indeed, citizens have access that most non-citizens never dream of having. thoughts like these keep me up at night.

before liberals jump all over me, i am not saying that all citizens are criminals. some are probably okay people. no doubt many are free of most diseases too. the anti-citizen dragnet that i am advocating will probably pick up a few good apples along with the bushels of rotted citizens. i feel for them. i really do. it brings a tear to my eye, even when it's not allergy season. but desperate times call for desperate measures. president bush has the clear eyed vision to make the hard choices and do what is necessary to protect our homeland. accidentally torturing a few innocent people is not as bad as an WMD attack on your child's preschool!!!!!

so let the American Communist Leftist Union yell. liberals want the terrorists to win anyway. in fact, many of them are u.s. citizens themselves.

(happy BLWD)