Thursday, October 06, 2005

2 holy men

james dobson's request to god:
If this is not the person you want on that Supreme Court, all you have to do is tell me so, and do it through any means you want to.
homer simpson's request to god:
Dear Lord, the gods have been good to me. As an offering, I present these milk and cookies. If you wish me to eat them instead, please give me no sign whatsoever... thy will be done (munch munch munch).