Tuesday, January 10, 2006

satan eats cheez whiz

for years amateur satan-hunters have mourned the passing of the age of vinyl. with CDs it's just harder to play albums backwards to figure out which ones have secret satanic messages. in these troubled times, how can we tell which albums to throw into our bonfires?

thanks to this site there's no need to mourn anymore. not only that, it's a vast improvement over vinyl. the site cuts right to the chase, giving only the excerpt of the song with the devil-inspired message. there's no need to listen to minutes of gobbly-gook just to find a single devil-inspired sentence.

as an added bonus, the site features a "show reverse lyrics" button so you can know exactly what to listen for. who hasn't faced the embarrassment of having a friend play an offending song backwards, without being able to figure out what exactly it was supposed to say? now you can listen to the backwards track paying specific attention to anything resembling the words "oh, here's to my sweet satan."

(via sarah)