vampyre announces run for governor of minnesota
p.s. you just gotta click around his campaign web site. it's got everything, even a rambling diatribe about star wars (the film series, not the missile defense plan). i can't think of any other political candidate that has a button on the official campaign web site called "impalement" as well as an impassioned defense of vlad himself ("To some, Impaling may be medieval. However, history has proved that it is a strong deterrent against those who prey upon innocent.")
actually, maybe this guy has a chance to win the minnesota race. he was a professional wrestler after all.
