Tuesday, October 10, 2006

exclusive bill scher interview, now in technicolor!

i'm just back from drinking liberally and i'm so excited! bill scher (aka that dude from liberal oasis) was there. that by itself isn't all that exciting. you never know what kind of high profile big-wigs will drop in on the local liberal watering hole. it happens all the time. i've actually gotten a bit jaded by all the wigs who drop in for a little noz face time.

and i'm not even excited because he let me buy his new book from him. i'm sure he doesn't let just anyone buy his book during his book promotion tour. no, that's not the really exciting part.

what is so exciting is that bill granted me exclusive interview rights. what follows is the only interview ever published between upyernoz and bill scher. don't accept any of those cheap knock off scher-noz interviews! this is the real deal; the actual interview he granted exclusively to me. i even transcribed it on the spot and had him check it over for any errors. so not only is this a real interview, but it's certified by scher himself to be 100% error free!

wow, i'm so excited i almost can't type this thing. but i must for the good of my adoring public:
upyernoz: [regarding your book Wait! Don't Move to Canada!] is it a good book or a bad book?

bill scher: it is a very good book.
thus ends the exclusive interview.

hey and since both of my readers get to be privy to this exclusive interview, why not go and buy his book Wait! Don't Move to Canada!. i estimate that approximately 300 million americans won't move to canada in the coming year. if you're one of them and want to make sure you don't move to canada accidentally, i urge you to buy his book.