announcement

everyone these days is announcing whether they intend or don't intend to run for president in 2008. it's the hip new sensation that's sweeping the nation.

i certainly don't want to be left out. so let me take this opportunity to announce that i will not be running for president in 2008. i will, however, accept campaign donations.

if you're really disappointed, this might be a good time to start the "draft 'noz in 2012" campaign.