the below video was my absolute favorite commercial back when i lived in chicago in the 1990s. it seemed to be on every 15 minutes, except all the times that i was poised by my VCR to record it. eventually the commercial disappeared, we moved out of chicago and i thought i would never lay eyes on eagleman again. but through the magic of youtube (and thanks to boing boing) you too can experience the sheer awesomeness of this advertisement.