dickipedia on santa claus.
...oh and a special merry christmas and congratulations to my buddy president karimov. 88.1% would seem like a landslide in most places, but in a country like his that's a real squeaker. it's even more impressive when you consider that this is his third term and uzbekistan's constitution has a two-term term limit. despite all that adversity, he still managed to somehow pull it off. a special holiday rubber hose shout-out goes to him. can his very own dickipedia page be far behind?
