Drinking Liberally, now featuring bare-knuckle fistfights between Clinton and Obama supporters, refereed by Ron Paul supporters.1 Join us this Tuesday, 2/26/08, at 6:00 PM, at the Tangier Bar (corner of 18th and Lombard in Philadelphia) as we burn effigies of the candidates we hate, thumb our noses at each other, and sing "neener neener!" I'm bringing a Ralph Nader pinata that everyone can hit with a stick!yeah what brendan said. everyone's welcome.
Oh OK, that's all a lie. None of that actually happens at Drinking Liberally. Instead, we bet on dog fights.
Oh OK, that doesn't happen either. It's endangered species fights that we bet on: this week, we pit a spotted owl against the mighty narwhal.
Anyway bring a friend and drink liberally.
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1- this wasn't us, honest!