but the image of the woman sitting on the toilet and drinking from a fountain that draws its water from the bottom of that same toilet does not make me want to buy this product. it doesn't matter that there's a non-dead fish swimming in the water under the peeing woman. the fact that the fish doesn't look ill doesn't make me any more anxious to take a sip. i realize it's not completely rational, but you're just not selling me with your drinkpee advertising campaign.

i'm just saying.
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