if goldfarb is right that means i'm secretly fluent in english, french, arabic, spanish, hebrew, italian, dutch, german, russian, estonian, farsi, swahili, greek, turkish, bambara, uzbek, tajik, vietnamese, and probably a few more that i can't think of right now. also, i seem to have momentarily lost my fluency in latvian and lithuanian, but i'm sure my entire proficiency in those languages will come back to me in a few minutes.
how polyglotinous of me.