despite her claims to the contrary, christine o'donnell's father was not bozo the clown. seriously. to clarify: the senior o'donnell was merely an understudy bozo. he didn't have the proper bozo certifications, you see. you need to go to a "special school in texas" for that. seriously.
and in other news, christine o'donnell is, um, me. also, she is not a witch.
