Police say a man was carrying a dead weasel when he burst into a Hoquiam apartment and assaulted a man.(stolen from feministe)
The victim asked, "Why are you carrying a weasel?" Police said the attacker said, "It's not a weasel, it's a martin," then punched him in the nose and fled.
The attacker was apparently looking for his girlfriend and had gone to her former boyfriend's apartment Monday night where the victim was a guest.
KXRO reports he left [the] carcass behind.
UPDATE: police have determined that it wasn't a marten or a weasel, but a mink! so they were both wrong.