Wednesday, December 19, 2012


from this  point forward, the word "free*" (as opposed to "free", without the asterisk) shall mean when you pay a lot of money for an event or service and then they give you so-called free perks that you really paid for as part of the up-front price. like when you pay $300 for a flight and they give you a free* packet of pretzels when you're in the air. or like the CLE class i went to yesterday that charged $165 for me to watch a dvd of food, inc. but let us have free* cappuccinos.

the new word "free*" shall be pronounced exactly like the word "free."