Today we, the parents of small children in America, honor the U.S. Presidents by scrambling for baby sitters to cover for kids who don't have school for a day in which most of us still have to work.
[cue patriotic music]
(I actually didn't have much of a scramble, but others are not so lucky.)
[cue patriotic music]
(I actually didn't have much of a scramble, but others are not so lucky.)
