Land of the newly wed and nearly dead

Trump's surge in Florida returns was the first inkling that he would win on election night. And while, he probably would have won without Florida, I can't say for certain that would be true even though it's three days later because MI and NH still have not been called. So Florida really was a key to Trump's victory.

So I guess it's fitting that a Trump victory will hasten that state's descent into the sea. (Not that I'm wishing that on Floridians, no matter how they voted)