Wednesday, April 19, 2017

Taking the scenic route

So Spicy's explanation is he did not lie when they said that they were sending the  U.S.S. Carl Vinson to the Sea of Japan as a "huge deterrence" (sic) even though the Vinson was heading in the opposite direction because that ship sails around a lot and eventually it would get back to the Sea of Japan at some point before it is decommissioned?

So the next time my boss calls on the weekend and tells me there is a pressing issue at work I will tell him "I'm going back to the office" and then I will roll over and go back to sleep. That would not be lying because I'm sure I will set foot in the office at some point again before I die.