So I had this dream this morning that Trump was so enamored by the positive protest-free treatment he got in Saudi Arabia, that he makes sure to stop by the kingdom every time he has a trip that brings him over the Atlantic. Eventually, he gets so sucked in by their authoritarian charm, he builds a presidential residence outside Jeddah. (let's call it: مارآ لاجو شرقي). Then, because he is convinced by whatever the last person who talks to him says, Trump converts to Islam.
Actually, that almost would be worth it just to see the Breitbart crowd's reaction.
Actually, that almost would be worth it just to see the Breitbart crowd's reaction.
