Friday, January 12, 2018

Today's Stable Genius report

It took Paul Ryan a entire half hour to explain to the President the difference between domestic surveillance and foreign surveillance.

("You see Mr. President, we are in a country called the United States. But there are also these other countries that we call 'foreign countries.' The weird thing about those foreign countries is that even though those countries are on planet Earth, for some reason they are not in the United States, and so totally different laws apply to the stuff that happens in those foreign countries...")