Can you believe this is this blog's third conclave? Which means it is time for me to restart my campaign to get the next pope, whoever it is, to adopt the name Hilarius the Second. Okay, it didn't work in 2005 or 2013, but this time the campaign will really take off. Or "go viral", as the kids today say!Join me, promote Hilarius on all your barely read online places. Eventually, uh somehow, it will gain the momentum of a runaway steamroller, bashing its way into the Sistine Chapel into the heart of whoever is the pope to be!
Hilarious II's time has finally come. I can feel it this time.
