today is a particularly good day for headlines. my favorites so far:
Kennedy: I Wasn't Drinking. I Was High
Zombies attack Seattle hospital
Rifle baffles terrorist
Trapped miners get food, iPods
UPDATE: wow, when i wrote this post this morning, i had no idea just how much good headline potential there would end up being today. any second now we'll be seeing that headline about the watergate building, porter goss, and hookers. c'mon media! there's headline gold out there!
