Thursday, April 05, 2007

dude, get your axes straight!

israeli prime minister olmert recently issued a clarification:
The Prime Minister emphasized that although Israel is interested in peace with Syria, that country continues to be part of the axis of evil and a force that encourages terror in the entire Middle East.
hey olmie, the axis of evil are iran, iraq and north korea! syria's not in the club, it wasn't mentioned during the infamous axis of evil speech because back in january 2002, syria was listed as an ally in the war on terror. but no one wants to remember that anymore.

instead syria is a member of the axis of terror. that's a relatively new axis, invented by israeli defense minister shaul mofaz just last year. it's a little more exclusive than bush's axis of evil and includes only syria and iran.

iran seems to be mr. popularity when it comes to bullshit axes. it even made it into the obscure outposts of tyrrany. the OoT is uber-exclusive. it's even got myanmar and myanmar doesn't like to hang out with anyone!