mrs. noz and i were at an event this afternoon that had a clown named "hoboken the clown." so, for much of the ride home, mrs. noz and i discussed whether there are any other towns in new jersey that would work as well as clown names.
ho-ho-cus is the obvious competitor, but i still think that hoboken beats it by a shiny red nose. after a while, however, my clown sense started to fail me. once i thought about it too much, every name sounded like it could be a good clown name. i was hooked on "glassboro the clown" for a little while until i was forced to face the fact that i had lost all sense of perspective.
so since i'm useless, what's the answer? is hoboken the best clown name in new jersey, or is somewhere else better?