a few days ago on the aswan corniche:
"hola amigo! meester, wait wait, do you want to ride a falucca? very cheap."
"لا شكرا. انا مش عاوز"
"مش عاوز؟ ليه؟"
"اكره الفلوكة. تقتل فلوكة امي"
it would have been even cooler if i didn't stumble over my words at the end. also i'm not quite sure that my sentences were correct. but it did surprise the guy enough to make him go away.
