nativists

when i saw the above sign over the weekend, it occurred to me that i have been shit upon by a bird exactly three times in my life. each of those times was in a different country and none of those countries was the united states, even though i have spent the vast majority of my life in the u.s.

i think the birds just hate foreigners. and yes, i stood in the danger zone to take this photo and still get away poop-free.