They all could have just said "Republicans Are a Bunch of Fucking Assholes"

Today's dead tree edition of the New York Times looks like this:

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In case you can't see it well enough to read those three headlines they are:

REPUBLICANS BACK DOWN, ENDING BUDGET CRISIS
Losing a Lot To Get Little
Gridlock Has Cost U.S. Billions, and the Meter Is Still Running

Thanks for everything tea party, and the cowards who enable them.