Now that The Donald has announced that he will be the next President of these United States, today can only be called Trump Day. On this hallowed day we can reflect how his vast experience at declaring bankruptcy will help him lead this great nation of ours, and how he can defeat our enemies abroad by using the right acronym. As the DNC said, Trump will finally "bring some much-needed seriousness that had previously been lacking from the GOP field." Here's hoping that his ridiculous fortune keeps him in the race beyond the early primary states!
