Friday, May 05, 2006

good headline day

today is a particularly good day for headlines. my favorites so far:

Kennedy: I Wasn't Drinking. I Was High

Zombies attack Seattle hospital

Rifle baffles terrorist

Trapped miners get food, iPods

UPDATE: wow, when i wrote this post this morning, i had no idea just how much good headline potential there would end up being today. any second now we'll be seeing that headline about the watergate building, porter goss, and hookers. c'mon media! there's headline gold out there!