blogging my way out of a cabinet seat

i think obama's vetting questionnaire is the wave of the future. especially this part:

They must include any e-mail that might embarrass the president-elect, along with any blog posts and links to their Facebook pages.

The application also asks applicants to "please list all aliases or ‘handles’ you have used to communicate on the Internet."

on the plus side, if what i write here excludes me from a cabinet position, i can hire all the illegal nannies i want. woo-hoo!