Wednesday, December 20, 2023

You can't watch Andor to distract yourself while driving anymore

I know this story is supposed to be about a rich racist baby having a rich racist baby temper tantrum on the social media platform he is personally destroying because of a company's business decision that the rich racist baby is taking as a personal slight, but the decision to remove the Disney Plus app from Teslas just made me wonder why the fuck a car has streaming video apps at all? Is he trying to make Tesla drivers kill people? We already know that Tesla's self-driving system is barely more than hype. Now I'm hoping that the owner of every other streaming app pisses off Elmo just for the sake of pedestrians.