a long time ago, in a far off land called chicago, two officers in a labor union i represented were arguing with one another. i stepped in, mediated the dispute, and got them to work out their differences. before i left one of them said "you deserve a nobel peace prize."
so from now on, everyone must refer to me as "nobel peace prize nominee upyernoz." or, alternatively, if you think that's too long and clunky, i will settle for "nobel noz." or simply "your eminence."
your choice.
